○● N A T I O N A L I T Y Q U I Z ○●

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.

Total: 3/9

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3/10

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.

Total: 4/11

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[X] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.

Total: 6/9

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make due with the cold weather.

total: 3/7

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4/10

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.

Total: 3/9

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3/9

○● G E R M A N ○●
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6/6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.

Total: 1/8

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3/8

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[X] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like french fries.
[X] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[X] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[X] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[X] you have a lot of comments on your government.

total: 6/10

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea.
[X] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.

total: 4/9

○● R E S U L T ○●

● British 3/9
● Australian 3/10
● Italian 4/11
● Spanish 6/9
● Russian 3/7
● Irish 4/10
● African American 3/9
● Asian 3/9
● German 6/6
● Canadian 1/8
● American 3/8
● Belgian 6/10
● Dutch 4/9

○ Best scoring: A tie between Spanish, German, and Belgian, none of which are right.
○ Least scoring: Canadian